Here’s three things I’m convinced are true when I hear guys like this talk.

1.) If you pronounce words that start with ‘W’ as a ‘Whuh’ sound, *I* know that it’s inevitable that you’re going to either say some racist or homophobic shit if we let you speak long enough. And by long enough, I mean complete a sentence.

2.) From everything we’ve seen over the course of our time with these types, it is more likely than not that dude is just angry because he desperately wants to huff pole and was never brave enough to just live his ‘best life’ as the kids say.

3.) I guarantee there’s a Waffle House within blocks of this town hall, because wherever you find people like this, you can guarantee they had breakfast at a Waffle House that morning.