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Will the ‘The Rise Of Skywalker’ involve time travel?

by | Jul 24, 2019 | Entertainment News, Movie Reviews

Will the ‘The Rise Of Skywalker’ involve time travel?

by | Jul 24, 2019 | Entertainment News, Movie Reviews

ATTENTION STAR WARS GEEKS….

So there’s a rumor going around…and I think a stupid one, but it’s going around nonetheless, that ‘The Rise Of Skywalker’ will involve time travel.

It apparently leaked that Matt Smith is playing Sheev Palpatine in Episode 9, which would indicate he’ll be a young version of Palpatine, and there are supposedly some other indicators leading people to lean in this direction.

I personally just think it’ll be some flashback scene where Plagueis is showing Sheev about learning how to cheat death, which would explain why he’s still alive in the submerged Death Star ruins.

BUT, running with the time travel gimmick, I got to thinking about my own theory on how that could play out.

Now, it’s assumed that if this happens, it’ll involve the World Between Worlds portal in the Jedi Temple….SO, how weird would it be if the whole thing wraps up with them going back and killing young Sheev Palpatine and Darth Plagueis, and thus the story we’ve all come to know never happens.

Anakin never turns to the Darkside and became Vader. Luke and Leia were raised by Anakin and Amidala. Uncle Obi Wan just hangs out with everyone.
The Jedi were never killed off.
The Death Star never built, the Rogue One crew never died getting the plans.
Alderaan was never destroyed.

And Han and Chewie lived their lives out as smugglers, never having been heroes…Han never meeting Leia….Kylo never existing.

In a very weird way….I like it.

But it would also be incredibly shitty at the same time.

Joe McCabe

Joe McCabe

Opinionated Irish Guy

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