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Ari Shaffir is an Unfunny Dick Who Should Simply Go Away

by | Mar 4, 2019 | Entertainment News, Opinion | 0 comments

Ari Shaffir needs to fuck off!

One of the good guys in Hollywood died today. Luke Perry died earlier today of complications from a stroke he had just a few days ago. Anyone alive and watching TV in the early 90s knows Perry from his role in ‘Beverly Hills 90210’. The show was a monster hit from the moment it first aired. I was never a fan of the show, but every time I saw an interview with Perry he came across as a really nice guy who never took his fame too seriously.

So, what did Shaffir think was the thing to say in light of Perry’s untimely death at the age of 52? Well, read it for yourself…

Just in case shit head deletes his tweet, here it is again:

“Luke Perry looked 31 when he played a 17 year old on 90210. I hated him in everything he ever did except that time in Oz when he got killed for being too into Jesus. I wish that stroke came when you were fucking Brandon Walsh’s girlfriend, you old beautiful former child molester.”

Man, Ari Shaffir is edgy, isn’t he?

I’m impressed. Aren’t you impressed? Does anyone actually think he’s funny?

Seriously, fuck Ari Shaffir!

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