Elevate Your Vaporizer Experience with the New PAX 3

PAX 3
Elevate your vapor experience to the highest degree with industry-leading heat technology, extended battery life, and a 2X powerful oven. The PAX 3 is a perfect vaporizer if you’re looking for a stylish, ultra-portable, and smart everyday carry kind of vape that works amazingly well with both flowers and concentrates.


PAX 3
Elevate your vapor experience to the highest degree with industry-leading heat technology, extended battery life, and a 2X powerful oven. The PAX 3 is a perfect vaporizer if you’re looking for a stylish, ultra-portable, and smart everyday carry kind of vape that works amazingly well with both flowers and concentrates.

What to Take Away From Aunt Becky

What to Take Away From Aunt Becky

Let this be a lesson to you lil ladies! Men judging you by your looks isn’t such a bad thing all the time! Need proof? Most men are thinking the same thing about Lori Loughlin today as they did last week....

You’ll Smell Better with Duke Cannon Solid Cologne

Duke Cannon Bourbon Solid Cologne
Hard working men don’t have time to screw around with messy sprays that leave them smelling like they were attacked by the perfume lady at the mall. They need a fool-proof way to smell good on the go. These concentrated cologne balms melt at your fingertips for precision scent application.


Duke Cannon Solid Cologne
Hard working men don’t have time to screw around with messy sprays that leave them smelling like they were attacked by the perfume lady at the mall. They need a fool-proof way to smell good on the go. These concentrated cologne balms melt at your fingertips for precision scent application.

Lucky Charms Flavored Beer is Exactly What America Needs, Right?

by | Feb 27, 2019 | Opinion | 0 comments

Did you ever stare down at a bowl of Lucky Charms and think to yourself “Lucky Charms flavored beer would be awesome!”?

Yeah, me neither.

Regardless of how ridiculous this may sound, it is exactly what Virginia-based brewing company Smartmouth Brewing is doing. Next month, the obviously demented brewmasters at Smartmouth will begin pouring their newest creation, the Saturday Morning IPA.

Saturday Morning IPA is brewed with pounds of real Lucky Charms-inspired marshmallows, which I’m guessing means it tastes like something you may have dared someone to eat when we were kids? The IPA is made from toasted ‘mallows and tropical fruity Calypso hops. The 16-ounce cans have a 6.6 percent ABV and come patterned with the same rainbow theme we all know and love. Smartmouth even posted a sneak peek of the process to Instagram February 11 with a close-up shot of the marshmallows used for brewing.

 

 

I understand nostalgia is fun, and from a marketing perspective, this is a genius move from a brewer I otherwise never have known about. But still, all I can imagine is a bunch of dopes standing in the rain taking selfies with a beer can.

If you live in Virginia or feel like going on a very long ‘B-double-E-double R-U-N – Beer Run’, you better check it out starting Saturday, March 2, before it’s gone since Smartmouth won’t mail you a beer and it’s only going to be around for a limited time.

Again, a great way to pump up the brand, but I bet this is gonna be about as tasty as Jimmy Dean Chocolate Chip Pancakes & Sausage on a Stick.

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You’re Not a Kid Anymore, So Start Drinking Better Coffee

Spring Heeld Jaqck Coffee
It’s time to start doing things like an adult. Sure, WAWA has been part of your morning routine for years, but what you don’t realize is their coffee actually sucks. I’m not even going to give my opinion about k-cups. If you’re ready to learn what good coffee tastes like then you gotta get some Spring Heeld’ Jack.


Spring Heeld Jack Coffee
It’s time to start doing things like an adult. Sure, WAWA has been part of your morning routine for years, but what you don’t realize is their coffee actually sucks. I’m not even going to give my opinion about k-cups. If you’re ready to learn what good coffee tastes like then you gotta get some Spring Heeld’ Jack.

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