Elevate Your Vaporizer Experience with the New PAX 3

PAX 3
Elevate your vapor experience to the highest degree with industry-leading heat technology, extended battery life, and a 2X powerful oven. The PAX 3 is a perfect vaporizer if you’re looking for a stylish, ultra-portable, and smart everyday carry kind of vape that works amazingly well with both flowers and concentrates.


PAX 3
Elevate your vapor experience to the highest degree with industry-leading heat technology, extended battery life, and a 2X powerful oven. The PAX 3 is a perfect vaporizer if you’re looking for a stylish, ultra-portable, and smart everyday carry kind of vape that works amazingly well with both flowers and concentrates.

What to Take Away From Aunt Becky

What to Take Away From Aunt Becky

Let this be a lesson to you lil ladies! Men judging you by your looks isn’t such a bad thing all the time! Need proof? Most men are thinking the same thing about Lori Loughlin today as they did last week....

You’ll Smell Better with Duke Cannon Solid Cologne

Duke Cannon Bourbon Solid Cologne
Hard working men don’t have time to screw around with messy sprays that leave them smelling like they were attacked by the perfume lady at the mall. They need a fool-proof way to smell good on the go. These concentrated cologne balms melt at your fingertips for precision scent application.


Duke Cannon Solid Cologne
Hard working men don’t have time to screw around with messy sprays that leave them smelling like they were attacked by the perfume lady at the mall. They need a fool-proof way to smell good on the go. These concentrated cologne balms melt at your fingertips for precision scent application.

It All Feels Like Drunk UBER

by | Feb 6, 2019 | Opinion | 0 comments

Paying attention to the news over the past few years feels like drunk UBER.

Imagine if all you used to get around was UBER and every time a car showed up the driver had just downed a bottle of Fireball.

Since you had to get somewhere and drunk UBER was the only option you’d hop in and immediately fasten your seatbelt. Somehow you’d always get where you’re going, but the entire ride would be one near miss after another.

Running red lights, driving on the wrong side of the road, constantly changing lanes, tailgating everyone, the driver yelling out the window, just every kind of horrible driving each time you use UBER.

You never get hurt, you’re never late, you don’t have to wait long for a ride, but every fucking time you use drunk UBER you almost have a heart attack. That’s what it feels like right now if you spend too much time watching the news.

Go outside.

Go for a walk.

Do some pushups.

Watch some porn.

Do anything, just walk away from the news before somebody drives you into a fucking brick wall.

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You’re Not a Kid Anymore, So Start Drinking Better Coffee

Spring Heeld Jaqck Coffee
It’s time to start doing things like an adult. Sure, WAWA has been part of your morning routine for years, but what you don’t realize is their coffee actually sucks. I’m not even going to give my opinion about k-cups. If you’re ready to learn what good coffee tastes like then you gotta get some Spring Heeld’ Jack.


Spring Heeld Jack Coffee
It’s time to start doing things like an adult. Sure, WAWA has been part of your morning routine for years, but what you don’t realize is their coffee actually sucks. I’m not even going to give my opinion about k-cups. If you’re ready to learn what good coffee tastes like then you gotta get some Spring Heeld’ Jack.

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